Greetings everyone! This is the first installment of
vegan_october. We would have started on the first, but we were... indisposed.
Today we're talking about microwaves. They're awesome in ways many never realised.
Way the first: baked potatoes. Nevermind waiting for them to bake in the oven!
Rinse them (scrub them with a produce brush if you want); stab them on two sides (or all sides) with a fork three or four times, and toss them in the microwave on a microwave-safe plate. Cook them for a time, then turn them over and nuke them for a time longer, according to size. After the second time has run out, set a large bowl over the plate, or wrap the potatoes in aluminum foil. Let sit for four minutes or so, then unwrap (carefully) and serve. Optionally, roll them in a bit of Kosher salt after you've rinsed them and cook them that way.
I arrived at these (approximate) times using an 1100-watt microwave, which
apartment42b says is "powered by the fires of hell."
Size/time chart:
1 potato, size of a tennis ball: 2 minutes on first side; 2 on second side.
1 potato, size of a 12-oz soda can: 3 minutes on first side; 2.5 on second side.
1 potato, size of a 16.9-oz soda bottle: 3.5 minutes on first side; 3 on second side.
2 potatoes, both size of tennis balls: 3 minutes on first side; 2.5 on second side.
2 potatoes, both size of 12-oz soda cans: 4 minutes on first side; 3.5 on second side.
2 potatoes, both size of 16.9-oz soda bottles: 4.5 minutes on first side; 3.5 on second side.
Way the second: cheapest microwave popcorn in the history of Ever. Put 1/3 cup of popcorn kernels in a brown paper bag, and fold the top of the bag over as securely as you can. Put it in the microwave. Run it for about ninety seconds (ymmv), and you have delicious corny goodness.
Alternately, you can put a teaspoon or so of your favourite oil in the bag with the kernels-- but be careful, as the oil will soak through the bag, and if it sticks to anything undesirable, that undesirable thing WILL go in the microwave. Once upon a time,
apartment42b and I put olive oil in the bag and threw it in the microwave. Unbeknownst to us, stuck to the bottom of the bag was a bit of foil. And suddenly there was a brzzzzzzzzt-WHOOSH! sound in the microwave, and FIRE. So be careful what sticks to oily paper bags!
Way the third: steamed artichokes. They're revolutionary to many people. They're kind of a pain in the neck to make, but they are frighteningly good and take very little time, comparatively speaking.
Cut the stem off at the base of the leaves. Rinse the artichoke thoroughly, pulling apart the leaves a bit. Drain off about three fourths of the water and set each artichoke in a microwave-safe bowl.

Pour approximately 1.5tsp lemon, lime, orange, or grapefruit juice into the center of the artichoke.

Wrap the artichoke and the bowl together in saran wrap/cling wrap. You will have to use quite a bit of the stuff. Since you are essentially steaming the artichokes, if the steam escapes from the cling wrap, the leaves of the artichoke will dry out and curl up, and the heart will be less than optimally tender.

The cooking time will vary widely depending on the size.
The artichokes I made for this evening's show and tell were about the size of softballs, and had dense leaves. For two of this approximate size, in a 1100-watt microwave, I went with ten minutes at full power.
Within the last week or so, we had some huge ones-- each about the size of a small melon-- and I put two in for twenty minutes. If you have any questions, feel free to ask.
Served here with melted Earth Balance original with garlic salt to taste.
